we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
At least life still wants to fuck me.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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