Have you finally orgasmed yet?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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