I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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