Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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