my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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