we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
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