My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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