Only a mothe r could love this liver
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
