Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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