Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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