Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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