i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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