Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
we're making bets on your personal life
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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