you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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