What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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