so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Randomize