When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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