white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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