so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
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