ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
We're not piercing ourselves today.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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