just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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