Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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