doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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