Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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