dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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