Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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