What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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