I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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