my phone cant type all the emotion im having
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Randomize
