you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Also, beer. Big fan.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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