you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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