when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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