i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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