I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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