**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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