Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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