I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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