is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
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