i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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