New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Everything about him screamed your future.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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