He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
My vagina is officially offended.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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