Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
A+ Viking dick
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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