Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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