i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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