Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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