I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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