I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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