Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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