As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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