People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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