It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just google imaged poop.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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