i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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