I need help removing her.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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